Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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