Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
do nipples grow back?
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