Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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