why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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