seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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