White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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