I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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