I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
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