I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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