Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Randomize
