peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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