Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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