Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
