i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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