What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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