So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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