The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
