The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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