READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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