Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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