Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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