Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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