he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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