It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
we should paint friendship bongs
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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