bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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