He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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