"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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