Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize
