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guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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