Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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