he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
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