Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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