ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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