i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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