I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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