No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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