Buhtt sex?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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