it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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