it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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