Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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