and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My pussy is not your playground.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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