No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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