Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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