just come out here and I will go home with you...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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