someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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