Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
