He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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