she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
we're making bets on your personal life
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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