I think I can smell my own vagina right now
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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