Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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