He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
