new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I came so hard my ears popped.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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