What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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