you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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