Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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