i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Boobs speak an international language.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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