awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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